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Sunday, June 21, 2009
Things you can learn on an airplane if you really pay attention
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I think that tops my flight when I sat between a gay couple... *giggle*
Funny funny!!!! By the way, I still owe you for lunch. Sorry I forgot to give it to you before you left :( Miss you
What airline is that? That sounds very entertaining. Ha ha... What an educational flight. You got your moneys worth :)
I don't get how people get so zonkered on flights. It really is amazing the things that come up.
Wow... you must have been flying first class!
Do you just marvel at what people are willing to discuss in front of strangers? I think it's a lot more fun to create an entirely new persona just for the people sitting across the aisle. I'll say to my husband, "Is it still oozing? I told you not to feed that thing enchiladas. Maybe next time you'll listen to me instead of your psychic. Like she knows anything about...oh, here comes the stewardess. I hope they serve Ginger Ale..."
That wasn't all learned from the same person, right? Or did you just have a really chatty seatmate? Yikes.
Oh my goodness! I do wonder about what goes through people's minds when they decided to drink- if they have ever watched anyone else then you would think they would stay far, far away- Well, at least you weren't bored- :)
I love to talk so I'll be sure to avoid the alcohol when flying. Or just about anytime :)
Not what I wanted to know on an early Monday morning.
Sounds....educational. I'll have to listen better when I'm on my next vacation.
You must have had some very LOUD people on that plane! Whenever I fly all I can hear is the plane noise and the air coming from everyone's air thingy above their heads. Vomit; yuck.
I'm confused . . . was the mayor of Boston actually on your flight?
I must confess that I get so sick when I'm flying that I have actually entertained thoughts in my Mormon brain of getting so hammered I just pass out. Because the other problem I have is that I can't sleep on an airplane. Talk about desperation -- and medicinal purposes, right? But then I figure my system, having never had alcohol ever even once before, might rebel against the ingestion of a foreign substance and cause me to hurl even worse than the motion sickness does. So, no solution. Love to travel, hate to fly.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
I was once trapped on a train in France with a Jewish doctor and his wife that were the stereotype of every Brooklyn Jewish couple I'd ever seen on TV or in a movie, with the sprinkling of Yiddish, the nasally twang, the nagging, the discussions of yeshivas and which deli was best. It was fascinating and irritating at the same time. I think the irritation was mainly due to the four hour length of the trip. I think my husband is the only person I can sit next to for that long. Oh, and the guy kept eating crackers really loudly.
~snigger~
No fair. My ears plug up whenever I fly and I can't hear a darn thing!
*snort*
Your flight wins!
All I've got is my baby throwing up on a guys leg during take-off from Chicago... and he had to fly to Hawaii.
Hahaha! How did you refrain from taking that mini airplane-sized pillow and smothering your fellow passengers?
I usually just try to bury my nose in a good book.
hiLARious.Welcome to the states, eh?
Thanks for paying attention!
It seems you didn't have to really pay atention, these information were comming wheter you wanted them or not... hehehehe
bye bye
It's been over 9 years since my last flight. But I get air sick so I usually take Dramamine and conk out so I don't have to deal with all of that!
ha ha ha ha ha ha. does this mean you finally moved???
sounds like a fun trip. . .
WOW, yeah, that is a lot....my sister is in Arizona, hope you enjoy it...HOT!!!, but you are back in America. How do you like that? I don't think I have read enough about you. Why do you move around???
Sounds way more interesting than what I listened to on my last two flights - a the screaming voice of a toddler. My toddler. Good thing I forgot to consider alcohol on those occasions...
happy happy birthday!
If the person was twitchy and jumpy from his ecstasy binge the night before in Vegas, then I think I sat next to the very same person once. I feel your pain.
Who needs the movies, right? :)
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