- Little Prince and the neighbor kid previously known as the Biggest Brat Ever are now the bestest of friends. I think it has a lot to do with the trampoline Santa Claus brought for Christmas.
- Ouro Branco had ear surgery last week, and things are astonishingly, miraculously, unbelievably better than they were.
- Also, I have been pregnant my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE AND I SWEAR IT WILL NEVER END.
That is all.