'Cept we don't really play poker.
So instead it was
HAND AND FOOT NIGHT.
Because we love that game. Have you played? If not, go here to learn how. You're welcome.
(You're not really supposed to play with two people. We rolled with it.)
We decided to make it more interesting and poker-like by gambling a bit. It makes for much better trash talk.
First round: winner picks dinner (My Man won: I'm making ribs this week)
Second round: winner picks dessert (I won: I'm getting hot fudge brownie sundaes)
Third round: winner picks massage (My Man won: he's getting a shoulder massage)
Fourth round: winner picks chore (I won: My Man will be washing the floor. Soon, I hope.)
Feel free to let the overall winner pick - um - other rewards....
My Man won by a measly 115 points.
Good thing we both win.