I'm a highly suggestible person. If it's marked two-for-one, 10% off, or Last Day Only!, I need it.
I first realized this highly undesirable trait when I was sixteen years old. I was at the dollar store with a friend, looking at nail polish, when I saw it. A pearly pink bottle with a bright red sticker: "Last Chance for This Item! Discontinued This Month!"
I bought it immediately.
Upon arriving home, I understood exactly why they were choosing to discontinue this particular color: because it barely showed up on my nails, and gummed up if the wind brushed it the wrong way.
I still have that nail polish - to remind myself of my stupidity. Whenever I see a Fabulous Sale!, I think of that innocent pink bottle, and tell myself NO.
For the most part I succeed, but I still have these "frugal urges" every once in a while ...
Like the other day, when I passed the billboard for the hospital to see that the waiting time was only six minutes!, and had to fight the compulsion to check myself in.
I mean - what a deal, right?!
1 comment:
You are so hilarious - I'm the same way. It's one of the reasons we don't have cable TV anymore. Doesn't matter what the commercial is for, I usually end up saying, "Oooo...I want that!"
Cracks Neil up no end, of course.
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