There are several things I do when I think no one is looking.
Make flirty faces in the mirror.
Catch up on celebrity gossip.
Do crazy things to my hair.
Another one of my "down low" hobbies is eating chocolate. I'm a master at sneaking in nibbles on the sly.
Ouro Branco caught me chewing.
"Whatchoo eating Mom?"
"Open your mouth."
(quick teeth swipe) "Ahhhhhhhh."
(I lean in.)