is Meijers. It is always plural, because that's what Michiganders do.
It's where bored teenagers go when they don't drink.
It's where we had shopping cart races.
It's where we hunted the aisles for expired food, then turned them in for free fresh food. We'd go at midnight to find the food that was expired yesterday.
It's where we tried on stupid sunglasses and funky accessories and played with all the toys.
It's where we annoyed the heck out of every employee there.