It came to pass that a pestilence spread across the land.
Mr. Squishy was struck thereof, and behold, his fall was great.
Sunshine was soon to follow, and Little Prince did not escape the scourge.
The NBC also followed in his brethren's path, and his lamenting could be heard throughout the land.
Wherefore it must needs be that we must partake of much medicine. And their voices are as thunder.
And I was much grieved because of my afflictions, insomuch my frame had no strength.
And it came to pass that the Lord stretched forth his hand and my posterity was much healed for the space of two days.
But I know of a surety that patience hath not been learned, for behold, He saw fit to let the pestilence return, yea, even return with much awfulness. And there was weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
And behold, my brain hath melted. Even so. Amen.