So I've had bangs for a couple months now, and I think we finally understand each other. We've had some miscommunications - we've had our fights and disagreements. There's been sacrifices on both sides.
The fact is, hair spray saved our relationship.
O hairspray, where hast thou been all my life?
Seriously - how have I survived this long without it? Millions of women are hairspray devotees, and I'm just a little late to jump on the bandwagon. It's like the people who refused to read Harry Potter and are just now getting into it. Why did you wait so long?
But I've repented. I'm a total convert now.
Just wanted you to know.