Kay, so have you heard about the hulabaloo over the NEW astrological signs?Apparently the moon's gravitational pull, blah blah blah, things have moved, yadda yadda, and they've decided to change everything around. Read your (possibly) new sign here.
I am now a Gemini. And up til now I've been a Cancer.
I mean, really folks, this changes everything. Now I have " the ability to communicate effectively and think clearly" where before I was marked by "the tenacity with which I protect my loved ones." I'm confused. I used to be a crab. Now I'm a twin. I used to be water. Now I'm air. Is pearl still my birthstone, ya think? Cuz I really have a thing for pearls.
Although I used to not be compatible with Leo, which is what My Man is, and now I am (since he's still a Leo.) So OBVIOUSLY they've finally gotten the whole astrology thing straightened out.
It just kills me how often SCIENCE changes its mind. Pluto's a planet. Then it isn't. Caffeine is good for you. Then it isn't. Your lucky number is 13. No, it's 8, sorry.
Isn't it nice to know that God never changes? That He really is truth and light? That science - even if they've PROVED we're descended from apes - just can't catch up with the Lord Almighty?
He is infinite. He is eternal. And I am so compatible with My Man.